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Post by Almost There on Jan 18, 2006 10:59:43 GMT 7
Post your crazy thoughts here!
Example:
-If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
-If a airplane operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
-Nganu ang boxing ring dili man circular pero "ring" ang tawag?
-Unsa ang lasa sa hangin?
-Nganu dili man kaihi ang manok then muinom man sila og tubig?
-Kanus-a man maligo ang iring?
Pipila lang ni ka example.
Kanang inyo diha post na diri!
Cgilang gud if we'll trying to be illogical.heheheheheh
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Post by Kak®sA on Jan 18, 2006 14:11:44 GMT 7
this is not thoughts but quotes.....with tagalog translations! enjoy!
1. I couldn't care a d**n!
2. What's your next class before this? (ANO DAW???!!!)
3. Nothing in this world is perfect except the word "change."
4. Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? (Ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)
5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs! (Translation: Daming pasalubong ng tatay ko.)
6. I'm very iterated!!! (Transalation: galit sya!)
7. I'm sorry, my boss just passed away. (Translation: kakadaan lang ng boss nya.)
8. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?
9. What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?
10. Don't touch me not!
11. Hello?... For a while, please hang yourself...
12. Its spilled milk under the bridge.
13. Don't change anything! Keep it at ease.
14. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal? (yung pambatang pagkain)
15. You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!
16. Out of fit ako these days eh... (translation: di sya nakakapag-exercise)
17. Come, lets join us!
18. Bring down the house down!
19. I'm the world champion of the World!!!
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Post by Frank Castle on Jan 18, 2006 17:44:30 GMT 7
-Magka diabetes pud nang hulmigas?
-Nganong maligo pa man ang tao nga mahugaw ra man diay gihapon inig ka taudtaud?
-Nganong usa ra man atong baba nga duha man atong dalunggan, mata ug buslot sa ilong?
-Nganong turn-on man sa lalaki nga makakita ug duha ka babaye magkiss pero turn-off sa babaye makakita ug duha ka lalai nga magkiss... kanang lips2lips ba?
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Post by Frank Castle on Jan 18, 2006 17:46:39 GMT 7
Kong imong ibutang ang hot sauce sa freezer hot sauce pa ba gihapun ni?
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Post by ~Mirasol~ on Jan 19, 2006 7:44:32 GMT 7
-Nganong maligo pa man ang tao nga mahugaw ra man diay gihapon inig ka taudtaud? Kinahanglan maligo ang tao para dili ma-accumulated ang hugaw sa lawas... |
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Post by ~Mirasol~ on Jan 19, 2006 7:48:51 GMT 7
Crazy thought:
Nganu pineapple man ang ngalan sa pineapple? naa ba pine? wa gani apple....?
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Post by emang on Jan 19, 2006 8:25:05 GMT 7
1. Does Jennifer Love Hewitt?
2. Where did Vincent van Gogh?
3. Is Marvin Gaye?
4. Why is Norman Black?
5. Where did Sandara Park?
6. Is Chow Yun Fat?
7. What did Henry Sy?
8. Why is Alonzo Mourning?
9. Is Lucio Tan?
10. When will Orlando Bloom?
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Post by Frank Castle on Jan 19, 2006 10:58:42 GMT 7
Kanus-a man mahurot ang ugma?
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Post by guest on Jan 21, 2006 11:19:53 GMT 7
CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms
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CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can't See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
CA: Constant Acquisitions
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.
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Post by Frank Castle on Jan 21, 2006 12:16:41 GMT 7
Crazy thought: Nganu pineapple man ang ngalan sa pineapple? naa ba pine? wa gani apple....? OT: LOL! dili na letteral ang pagsabot miga.Anyways.........crazy thoughts bitaw ni. Ngano baho man ang atong otot?? har! har! har! |
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Post by ©ÿßê® - Wèb - Slãve on Jan 21, 2006 14:35:57 GMT 7
Kung mohunas ang dagat asa man pdulong ang uban nga dagat?
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Post by Almost There on Jan 24, 2006 10:26:45 GMT 7
Kung ang bulate mamatay bulatihun pud na sila???
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Post by MangJose™ on Jan 24, 2006 11:40:10 GMT 7
DLI NA SILA BULATEHON........UDLON NA CLA....hik'
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Post by Frank Castle on Jan 24, 2006 16:22:45 GMT 7
DLI NA SILA BULATEHON........UDLON NA CLA....hik' AH! Pagkabright gud nimo! How did u know if udlon ba ang bulati inig kamatay nila??? |
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Post by emang on Jan 24, 2006 18:02:26 GMT 7
Kung mohunas ang dagat asa man pdulong ang uban nga dagat? sa hunasan.... |
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