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Post by tresotchenta on Jan 18, 2006 18:31:29 GMT 7
Pagkatapos ng isang bilyong taon... Natagpuan din ang prutas na kinain ni Eba na naging sanhi ng pagkakaalis nila sa paraiso... (in fairness mukha syang sayote.. L ) Kayo na lang ang humusga kung bakit niya ito nagustuhan..    |
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Post by MangJose™ on Jan 20, 2006 11:37:05 GMT 7
POSITIONS OF SEX 69 - sarap na sarap sa kainan 66 - kantutan nakahiga 99 - bading nagtitirahan 96 - hiwalayan 6.6 - syota mo may kuto 6.9 - may regla  |
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Post by MangJose™ on Jan 20, 2006 11:37:57 GMT 7
KUTO
duha ka KUTO nag tawag sa radyo
KUTO 1: bro, asa imo location karon?
KUTO 2: naa sa bulbol ni ma'am, ikaw?
KUTO 1: putang inanag! gatapad raman diay ta! dia ko sa bgote ni Sir!
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Post by MangJose™ on Jan 20, 2006 11:39:31 GMT 7
Who has the Biggest Nipple
An English person said to the audience "people my people my people my breast is like a papaya"; and the crowd clapped and shouted. And its the japanese's turn, she said to the crowd "people my people my people my breast is like a watermelon" and the crowd goes wild. Now its the turn of the Filipina, she shouted out laud "people my people my people my breast is like an apple and the crowd shouted boooo! but she answered "but remember my people my people its only my nipple.
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Post by MangJose™ on Jan 20, 2006 11:40:56 GMT 7
tinonoan
Asawa: Darling di man makasulod nang imoha, butangi ug oil para modanlog.
Bana: Wala may oil Day, kini na lang tuno sa lubi.
Asawa: Karon pa ko katilaw ani darling, iyot nga tinonoan.
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Post by tresotchenta on Jan 20, 2006 12:36:42 GMT 7
over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by thelostbeauty on Jan 21, 2006 9:22:24 GMT 7
kanindot sa iyang joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yata!!!!!!!!
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Post by ©ÿßê® - Wèb - Slãve on Jan 21, 2006 9:36:00 GMT 7
hihiiihihihhih. . . green man kaau ang emong jokes oi. . . ataw-anan jud kaau, , naa jud humor!
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Post by guest on Jan 21, 2006 10:13:01 GMT 7
hahahahaahahaahaahahah . . . .ahihihihhihhih. . .
ka funny oi!
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Post by guest on Jan 21, 2006 10:46:03 GMT 7
KUMAKAIN NG ILAW!
Dalawang bata ang nakwekwentuhan:
Bata 1: alam mo ang taty ko ang galing
Bata 2 : bakit naman?
Bata 1: Kc kumakain ng ilaw ang tatay ko
Bata 2: talaga, paano?
Bata 1: kasi kagabi sabi nya sa nanay ko, Ling patay mo na ang ilaw at kakainin ko na....
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Post by guest on Jan 21, 2006 11:06:32 GMT 7
Sumakay ng taxi ang isang babae na nakahubad.
Babae: Bakit? tanong nya sa driver na nakatitig sa
katawan nya, ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?
Driver: hindi miss, iniisip ko lang kung san nakatago
ang pamasahe mo!
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Post by Brgy.GINEBRA! on Jan 23, 2006 12:37:45 GMT 7
kinsa may funny kay na jokes? ka daghan ana nila!
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Post by guest on Jan 25, 2006 8:27:46 GMT 7
Prosti
Prosti 1: sa sobrang hirap ng panahon ngaun,kahit 200 payag na ko.
Prosti 2: ako kahit 100..payag na!
Prosti 3: ako nga blowjob for free! may makain lng!!!
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Post by MangJose™ on Jan 30, 2006 8:32:19 GMT 7
wahaha......naglisod na jud ang panahon karon.....hik'
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Post by Frank Castle on Jan 30, 2006 8:38:11 GMT 7
Jaykee walks into his favorite beer joint with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies Jaykee.
"You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, you know, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaims the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "I dunno... Never found the head." 
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