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Post by Secret Agent on Feb 7, 2006 12:10:23 GMT 7
bwahahaha....! ka joke joke joke ana oi!!!!!
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Post by gryffindorbabe on Feb 8, 2006 15:55:04 GMT 7
daghan lge ni green jokes c guest.......
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Post by MangJose™ on Feb 8, 2006 16:45:44 GMT 7
base on xperience?  ??hik' |
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Post by tresotchenta on Feb 9, 2006 10:29:13 GMT 7
daghan man kay na joke pro inyo lng naka limtan..! sa?
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kISzMybUtt
Full Member
handumanan sa kasinatian.....
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Post by kISzMybUtt on Feb 10, 2006 11:38:17 GMT 7
NAKOY JOWK.....
UNSA MAN NGA COLOR NGA JOKE?
UNSA ANSWER?
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Post by ©ÿßê® - Wèb - Slãve on Feb 11, 2006 15:08:19 GMT 7
HAHAHAHAHA. . D man na joke oi! . . Unsa pa edi Green!
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Post by MangJose™ on Feb 16, 2006 17:28:23 GMT 7
wat da !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hik'
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Post by nomoredrama on Mar 5, 2006 19:34:40 GMT 7
? way lain? kana pong GREEN JOKE gyud...
naay manag-uyab
girl: duwa ta tago-tago
boy: cge. kinsa hago?
girl:ika lang para thrilling..
boy:kung makit-an tika unsay primyo?
girl: i'll give you a blow-job
boy:nya kung dili?
girl: ayg kabalaka naa rako luyo sa piano..
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Post by MangJose™ on Mar 5, 2006 19:54:47 GMT 7
ngek blow man na.......................dili gren...............hik'
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Post by gryffindorbabe on Mar 6, 2006 18:51:57 GMT 7
two students were caught naked and having sex in the classroom by a janitor...
janitor: aha!! violating school rules!!!
male: which rule??
janitor: (thinks...)
ah, not wearing of uniform!!!!....
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Post by gryffindorbabe on Mar 6, 2006 19:20:31 GMT 7
> >tis is v funny.. pls. read!!!
> >
> >
> >Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs.
> >Ng
> > with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
> >
> > The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when
> > they reached 20, they were still virgins. Years passed, and it was
> > time to get them married.
> >
> > So, the parents found them the most suitable leng chais" (handsome guys).
> > They got married and
> > were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
> >
> >
> > As "concerned" (more like "kay-poh") parents, Mr. & Mrs. Ng were
> > curious about their daughters'
> > first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their
> > respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......" Your father and I
> > want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are
> > satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands'
> > curiosity...you all must use a
> > code- name to describe your experiences".
> >
> > So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng
> > got the first letter. It was from Elaine.
> >
> >They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They
> >immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered
> >advertisement.
> >
> > "Ah! Here it is! exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered
> >was....
> > "BIG, STRONG &
> > FRIENDLY"
> >
> > Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
> > A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena.
> > The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the
> > newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah!
> > here it is. 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP".
> >
> > Mr. & Mrs. Ng beamed with joy.
> > Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still
> >no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried.
> >
> >Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read,
> >but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was "SINGAPORE
> >AIRLINES".
> >
> >Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a
> > newspaper. He flipped the
> >pages frantically. "Ah! Here it is!" Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and
> >read aloud.
> > Before she could finish .THUMP!!!...she fell off her chair.
> >
> > The motto was ..."7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP".
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Post by nomoredrama on Mar 7, 2006 10:58:45 GMT 7
waaaaaaaaa....nice!
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slimshady
Forum Apprentice
I'm sorry I can't be perfect!
Posts: 81
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Post by slimshady on Mar 7, 2006 18:43:15 GMT 7
kalukohan. . . walang na bubuhay para sa sarili lamang. . . .
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Post by dalagang_ulay on Mar 11, 2006 7:15:01 GMT 7
hahahhaaaaaaaa
yah there is!!!!!!!!
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knives
Forum Apprentice
Lintik lang ang walang ganti!
Posts: 68
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Post by knives on Mar 14, 2006 10:35:56 GMT 7
isang barkong lomobog hindi nakatiis lumitaw. isang basuriro nag saampa ng kaso binasor. isang kalapaati mababa ang lipad naapkan. isang teacher nag kamali tinoroan ng liksyon. Yan po! aang nag babagang maalamig na balita . . . magandang morning po............  |
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turn between two lovers... 
